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{"type":"standard","title":"Slave to the Machine","displaytitle":"Slave to the Machine","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7539205","titles":{"canonical":"Slave_to_the_Machine","normalized":"Slave to the Machine","display":"Slave to the Machine"},"pageid":14665130,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/Slave_to_the_Machine_cover.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/Slave_to_the_Machine_cover.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1293668082","tid":"2b6944b5-401e-11f0-9fe9-612404f4775e","timestamp":"2025-06-03T01:57:57Z","description":"2006 studio album by Lynam","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave_to_the_Machine","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave_to_the_Machine?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave_to_the_Machine?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Slave_to_the_Machine"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave_to_the_Machine","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Slave_to_the_Machine","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave_to_the_Machine?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Slave_to_the_Machine"}},"extract":"Slave to the Machine is the fourth album by American rock band Lynam and the first full-length album of the band released on a major label. Released in 2006, this album peaked at #21 on Billboard's Top Independent Albums chart and #19 on its Top Heatseekers chart. Several of the tracks on this album can also be found on Lynam's earlier releases. \"Losing Venus\" and \"Never Fade Away\" were both on Bling! Bling! while \"Tanis,\" \"Letting Go,\" and \"By Your Side\" also appeared on Life in Reverse.","extract_html":"
Slave to the Machine is the fourth album by American rock band Lynam and the first full-length album of the band released on a major label. Released in 2006, this album peaked at #21 on Billboard's Top Independent Albums chart and #19 on its Top Heatseekers chart. Several of the tracks on this album can also be found on Lynam's earlier releases. \"Losing Venus\" and \"Never Fade Away\" were both on Bling! Bling! while \"Tanis,\" \"Letting Go,\" and \"By Your Side\" also appeared on Life in Reverse.
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